Walnut Grape

Oi, what gives! I gave myself a headache cracking these things, and they taste worse than Dickson’s old shoes!

Well, I’ll gladly take them off your—hold on, why do you know what Dickson’s shoes taste like?

You just watched him slam his skull into these shells to crack them. Do you think he put any more thought into his prior actions?

Good point…

I put lots of thought into ‘em! Won myself a week’s vacation on that bet, I did!

Because he made himself sick. No one was actually going to give you time off for licking Dickson’s shoes. Who even dared you to do that?

Huh. Don’t really remember. Probably puked that memory out with everything else around then.

Lovely.